The Commonwealth of Some random ass nation is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 441 million Some random ass nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random ass city. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Some random ass nationian economy, worth 31.0 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,407 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, the government loves seeing the little people fight, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and military training in Some random ass nation emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some random ass nation's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some random ass nation is ranked 178,862^nd in the world and 2,938^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3 kickbacks per hour.